Eat a Dick – The “Smile” Box

£14.95

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in……even better, a chocolate dick..or even better, a chocolate dick secretly hidden in a cute little box with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in……even better, a chocolate dick..or even better, a chocolate dick secretly hidden in a cute little box with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in UK.