The “Merry Christmas” Pop-up Dick Card

£9.95

SKU: MERRY-XMAS-POP-UP-CARD Categories: , ,

Possibly the greatest pop-up card in the world…

Our “Merry Christmas” Pop-up card looks innocent and wonderful on the outside, showcasing a beautifully wrapped gift..that looks like it may have something inside.

Worth A Fuck (£4.95)

Mode *

Activated = Ready to Go Off For Hours Once Pressed. Safe-Mode = Shipped with Safety Tag Still in, Ready for Testing / Gifting Yourself.

Custom Message

Want us to hand-write a note inside the card for you?

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Possibly the greatest pop-up card in the world…

Our “Merry Christmas” Pop-up card looks innocent and wonderful on the outside, showcasing a beautifully wrapped gift..that looks like it may have something inside.

Upon opening, the recipient will soon find themselves confronted by a large, erect penis exploding out from the gift box. Hilarious.

Send to anyone who enjoys a laugh this Christmas!