The NSFW Never-Ending Greeting Card

£9.95

SKU: NVR-END-NSFW-CARD Categories: , ,

Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!

The NSFW Never-Ending Glitter Card is an outrageous creation of Glitter & Never-Ending Sex Moans, bundled up into one, unsuspecting ‘Congratulations’ card.

Worth A Fuck (£4.95)

Mode *

Activated = Ready to Go Off For Hours Once Pressed. Safe-Mode = Shipped with Safety Tag Still in, Ready for Testing / Gifting Yourself.

Custom Message

Want us to hand-write a note inside the card for you?

Description

Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG! 

This card is no ordinary greeting card.

Once opened, the card will begin to emit the soft sounds of love-making. They’ll start low and then get louder and louder. The card will just moan and moan, louder and louder (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?

WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.

NSFW GREETING CARD FEATURES

  • Loops very loud love-making noises – non-stop! NSFW (meaning not suitable for work)
  • Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
  • Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Minimum one-hour battery life
  • Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar

PLEASE NOTE:

For maximum effect, please ensure the recipient only opens this card either:

  • in front of conservative family members;
  • around someone they have a crush on;
  • at a funeral;
  • at a work function (making sure the boss is present); or
  • on a long haul flight.

**New model of cards differs slightly from video, music is activated upon opening the card (much funnier we think) rather than on a button press. Pressing the button to stop the music (when infact it does nothing) seems to be more hilarious. This also prevents the music from accidentally going on in transit.**

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