Eat a Dick – The “Johnson” Box

£14.95

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The “Johnson” is our dark chocolate dick in a box, that just oozes extravagance. The decorative dark design with gold leaf type will be enough to convey something truly wonderful is hidden inside. And depending on how you look at it, there is…

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The “Johnson” is our dark chocolate dick in a box, that just oozes extravagance. The decorative dark design with gold leaf type will be enough to convey something truly wonderful is hidden inside. And depending on how you look at it, there is…

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in UK.

! important – Currently this box is shipping with our milk chocolate pieces, rather than dark chocolate. Our dark chocolate batch is currently being produced and will be ready shortly.